In the spirit of the holiday season and all of the gross relationship pictures that accompany it, here are 3 alternatives to getting in yet another relationship.
Get a Pet - They're Better than people anyway
Let's look at a list of pros when it comes to having a pet over having another dead-beat boyfriend or bitchy girlfriend:
Read a Book
If there is one thing that relationships definitely do it's take all of your free time. So, instead of using your free time on a person, use it on an awesome book you bought three years ago but still haven't read yet. It's time. Stop procrastinating. You could've used that 15 dollars for groceries, Sharron.
Get a Hobby
Instead of looking for a person to entertain you, entertain yourself. Stop bemoaning your single fate and swiping on tinder and learn how to latch hook. Break your neck doing a headstand. Make a cake. Throw it away because it's inedible. Do something. Anything.